we all know this has to be utah
Radical Christian Goes Undercover at Vancouver Pride to Distribute “Gospel Condoms”
Last weekend at Vancouver Pride, guests who thought they were chatting with a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster were gravely disappointed.Vancouver residentBill Whatcott is a conservative Christian who feels so strongly about gays in society, he makes it a point to regularly attend Pride celebrations. Not as a protester in the fenced-off “free speech” section, though; he goes undercover to interact with people one-on-one and pretends to be on their side.
"I" wasnt really sucking 10 dicks, my undercover gay character was
So GWAR has a new lead singer by the name of Vulvatron. May she lead the scumdogs to glory
there’s gonna be SOOOO MANY butthurt bro-ass metalheads about this and I love it because fuck them
This is the best thing.
i grew up with many a meatalhead and this shit is right up their alley. i bet they love the blood squirtin titties
the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”
"dont take me to an elevator!"
what the hell was that?
it was apparently some howard stern idiot. i kinda thought it might be. kinda reminded of old stuttering john days
*self-anesthetizes with the internet*