ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
just know, that if you reblog someones text post as a link, i wont be clicking it.
so i was eating these hot wings, right? and i didn’t have anything to drink so right after i finished i grabbed my mouthwash and thought, “this is brilliant, i’ll cool down my mouth and refresh it all in one go.” awful, awful idea, something in the spicy sauce mixed with like, i don’t know, the chemicals in the mouthwash and it’s like my mouth became a tear gas factory. tears just streaming endlessly down my face and my nose started running and my whole head was just on fire. i was leaning against the sink thinking, “i’m gonna die, i am going to die. i poisoned myself with hot wings and mouthwash and the police will find my body and they won’t know what happened to me. they weren’t even hot, they were medium! medium!”
When he felt the noose around his neck, Balal must have thought he was about to take his last breath. Minutes earlier, crowds had watched as guards pushed him towards the gallows for what was meant to be yet another public execution in the Islamic republic of Iran.
Seven years ago Balal, who is in his 20s, stabbed 18-year-old Abdollah Hosseinzadeh during a street brawl in the small town of Royan, in the northern province of Mazandaran. In a literal application of qisas, the sharia law of retribution, the victim’s family were to participate in Balal’s punishment by pushing the chair on which he stood.
But what happened next marked a rarity in public executions in Iran, which puts more people to death than any other country apart from China. The victim’s mother approached, slapped the convict in the face and then decided to forgive her son’s killer. The victim’s father removed the noose and Balal’s life was spared.
he should have her arrested for assualt