what else is there to eat besides burgers, pizza or chinese
I’ve met a lot of people with tattoos and honestly the more realistic and elaborate their ink is the more boring and ignorant they are. The industry professionals are always preaching about a “professional, sanitary, quality, top-tier experience” like they install air conditioners. I guess getting tattooed is actually a surgical intervention in an attempt to remedy a monotonous, sad, unbearably lame personality.
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