do you ever think ‘yeah i’ll just masturbate and go straight to sleep’ but then end up masturbating and staying up for another 5 hours
you mean masturbating FOR 5 hours
hell is just a room full of middle aged people asking you how torrenting works
blaaargh is my hero. hes driving some asshole mad. its lovely
so am i the only one youtube is shitting on lately. every fucking time i play a goddamn video it takes fucking ever. assholes
fuck you youtube. you really are the worst fucking thing ever
eating ice cream makes me feel so terrible after, but so good while im eating it. just like all the sex ive ever had
hey bing, get the hint. no one cares about you
its feelin kinda desperate
It’s really weird thinking about people and relationships and how people are different and settling with one person forever and loving one person
its kinda strange and unnatural
I am tired of everyone and everything.
I am not interested in doing anything ever again.
Do not call.
Do not text.
Do not write.