if i had a dick i would:
championawkward: pee on everything penetrate everything else i’m seriously starting to understand why rape is so popular i would never leave my penis alone it would bleed all of the time i’d probably buy a special sock for it too bloody penis reblog
GOALS (via parasitologist)
championawkward: i’m gonna go do some homosexual things by myself in the bathroom alone bbl8r story of my life
sexydeadguys asked: I think I love you because you love Brad Renfro.
capnskull: two year old toddler smokes cigarettes coolest kid evar
[Betty White] got in super-early on Friday, worked all day, then went to bed at...– Will Forte (via meredithbklyn) (via goldengirlsgonewild)
Firth of Forth: Dear liberal and conservative... →
drinkinbrewforbreakfast: … I hate to argue against you on this, Tim, but the point of using the word “illegal” before calling them an immigrant refers more to the location and to whether they reached that location legally. Obviously no human being is illegal but the location of a person can… goddamn hippies.
i had a dream last night where this word prominently played a role.. and its been bouncing around my head all day. i didnt even know what it was until i googled it
exspectator: jesuisperdu: via rvlvr: Radiohead - Idioteque (Live on SNL) Radiohead’s performance on Saturday Night Live in 2000 is one of my absolute favorites of any musician/band. Ever. Let’s consider the context of this television appearance. Three years had passed since the band’s breakthrough 1997 record OK Computer and tensions within the group had surmounted exponentially. Thom...
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Just got this in my mailbox Hello, my name is Self promoting douche nozzle . I’ve been following you for a while now, No, not really actually and I just wanted to say that I’m your biggest fan and that everything you post is like my life. I really take your blog to heart and appreciate… i got the same one… and just ignored it. ive seen other people also post the same exact thing...