“I think the roots of this antagonism to science run very deep. They’re ancient. We see them in Genesis, this first story, this founding myth of ours, in which the first humans are doomed and cursed eternally for asking a question, for partaking of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. It’s puzzling that Eden is synonymous with paradise when, if you think about it at all, it’s more like a maximum-security prison with twenty-four hour surveillance. It’s a horrible place.”—Ann Druyan (via cocknbull)
“This is the part that really bugs me [about the Bachmann’s pray-the-gay-away therapy clinic]: They get government funding through medicaid! The Bachmann’s are taking government money, hard earned tax payer’s money, and using it to practice witchcraft.”—Bill Maher (via cornachio)
portlandia is described as a charming comedy... which means is retarded as all hell
and it is, it sucks. fred armisen is not funny. not even a little. and i dont even know the name of the woman on the show to even comment on her, cause shes so terrible