December 2011
You should make a compilation of the guys in your tumblr you find the hottest so we can feel in high school again and at the same time know your taste.
oh god. i dont have the patience to do that.
ugh… i couldnt even begin to imagine how id even do that.
most people i follow post good shit, what they look like is typically not important. though there are some funny people who are also good looking. i sometimes will follow someone attractive just based on that, but if they are continually annoying or boring, i unfollow.
I'm a straight guy who loves you! you post some of the craziest stuff, and i admit some of that porn gets me hard. LOL! i dunno, some of its kinda hot. that video you just posted got me hard and got me off. i know you said you wanted to know when straight guys got hard, so here it is. LOL! keep it up
Thaaaaaanks. His URL is chris-howell. And he's definitely attractive. Especially if you can get his shirt off.
you guys are adorable. i hate you.
follow theveneer and chris-howell for some adorably cute guys
my boyfriend and I were just talking about how sungay makes people mad when it happens and mad when it doesn't happen. you've dug yourself a sungay hole.
haha. most of the time i forget about it cause i stopped following any porn blogs awhile ago, so not much porn pops up on my dash anymore, at least not as much as it has in the past. so i have to go and look for it, if i decide to post some it.
and it doesnt bother me if people get mad about what i post. if they dont like it, eh… whatev. ive prob lost hundreds of followers so far because of porn posts, but ive prob gained a bunch too. the ones i gain after a porngasm are usually the ones who stick around through it all… haha. most of the stuff is pretty hilarious to begin with. some is straight hot and sexy, but a lot of what i choose is kinda silly and fun and sexy, just like sex is.
and finding myself in a sungay hole doesnt sound like such a bad thing. haha.
whos your bf? do i follow him? youre such a cutie, im sure your bf is too
Play
The Velvet Underground Railroad
Rosa Parks and Recreations
Aston-Martin Luther King Jr.
Olivia Huey Newton John
Malcolm X-Men
harriet dubstepman
black people eating money
i dont know why, but over the past few days i got like 50% more traffic than normal and because of this post i reblogged over a year ago.
i didnt even originally post it and if you google search it, im the first result. ok, fine. but why just over the past 3 days or so has the google search for “black people eating money” exploded.
anyone?
blaaargh replied to your post: joeschmoe replied to your post: i went to pick up…
In all my years of eating pizza, I’ve only wanted to sleep with my Pizza Delivery guy once — and even that was in a stroke of desperation.
there was once a good looking chinese delivery guy but that was before the recession when the delivery profession wasnt a 2nd job for dumpy middle aged men, but one for muffin-tin-assed young hotties.
joeschmoe replied to your post: i went to pick up pizza for dinner
Haven’t you seen enough porn? You’re supposed to have it be delivered and then not have quite enough cash. I am disappoint.
ugh, if only they delivered. then i would never leave the house.
What Joni Mitchell album should I listen to after "Blue"?
i cant say ive listened to all her albums but ‘hejira’ and ‘court & spark’ are really great. ‘ladies of the canyon’ has some of her more famous songs on it. also good.
thank you for this question cause it make me realize i need to listen to more of her stuff
shes amazing
young white women always look like they are 15 and 25 years old at the same time
you give too much credit to the vast majority of hags out there
looks like someone inflated timothy hutton then let the air out
why does expedia think michael ian black is famous enough to sell their product
yeahiwasintheshit replied to your post: Do I want to take a $60 job shooting a funeral?
photographing or filming?
Filming, which would honestly probably be an amazing looking funeral video, but I don’t think anyone wants a cinematic funeral video.
I don’t know why they want a funeral video to begin with, especially from a stranger.
honestly that sounds like a really cool thing to film. but yeah, why would someone want it filmed… professionally. sounds weird. but something interesting for a reel.
1takejake replied to your post: i went to pick up pizza for dinner
The death of one pizza is a tragedy; the deaths of a million pizzas is a mere statistic. - Joseph ‘Papa’ Stalin.
i went to pick up pizza for dinner
and as im about to walk out the door of the pizza place, i slip and drop it all over the door & floor.
yea… im cool
Spike Storm
i dont know what this submission means, but thanks for reblogging so much of my shit today, yoemanspeakup. and it was a ton of old shit too. stuff i forgot i posted.
omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
but you can‘t pry yeahiwasintheshit from my cold dead gnarled blogger hands
“What did you want to be when you grew up?
Oh, I’m afraid I always wanted to be a librarian. To me that seemed like the perfect life: solitude; absolute silence; tall, dark libraries. But then they started to become very modern, you know, these little pre-fabs and they had no romance whatsoever. So the idea had no facination for me.” —Morrissey (via pleasureunit)
Oh, I’m afraid I always wanted to be a librarian. To me that seemed like the perfect life: solitude; absolute silence; tall, dark libraries. But then they started to become very modern, you know, these little pre-fabs and they had no romance whatsoever. So the idea had no facination for me.” —Morrissey (via pleasureunit)
soccer is about seeing hotties flash their thighs
