July 2011
can i have your autograph, he said to kirstie...
shine on you crazy cubic zirconia
i ate 2 donuts, and there are 2 left
i dont know what to do
Anonymous asked: You're like that weird homeless guy on the corner yelling random shit.
are you a cute male that follows me?
well then send me some naked pics of yourself. i wont post them
do it faggot, im drunk.
blaaargh:
Glenn Beck: I’m Better Than Jon Stewart Because I... →
zainyk:
While treated with most eyes as a completely serious political commentator, Glenn Beck has spent a good deal of his career trying to explain to those who don’t get it that he is, for the most part, a sort of right-wing Jon Stewart. Taking that analogy to its logical (?) conclusion, Beck spent a segment on his final show today analyzing the statistics he believes prove his staff to...
June 2011
“[Lady] Gaga launched a Tumblr yesterday called Amen Fashion…Zap2It reports that...”
– Lady Gaga is the fucking worst, you guys. You’re not broke, pay the dude for your dumb name and don’t be an asshole. (Fashionista)
I hate to keep playing devil’s advocate for Gaga, but I’m guessing this is like when her management turned down Weird Al’s request to parody Born This Way, where she...
“[Lady] Gaga launched a Tumblr yesterday called Amen Fashion…Zap2It reports that...”
– Lady Gaga is the fucking worst, you guys. You’re not broke, pay the dude for your dumb name and don’t be an asshole. (Fashionista)
I hate to keep playing devil’s advocate for Gaga, but I’m guessing this is like when her management turned down Weird Al’s request to parody Born This Way, where she...
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queen-of-everything:
heyveronica:
This is embarrassing and all wrong.
why is this happening
gay dating is fucking awkward as all hell
Anonymous asked: I love your site. and think you're really funny. are you seeing anyone?
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youth is wasted on the retarded
i just added 25 + 25 on my calculator
ive got a blister on my heel
“Being gay has never warranted authentic insight into interconnected systems of...”
– Godclub (via calloutqueen)
for serious… only open your mouth for me kok 