September 2011
i just swatted a bug with the flyswatter and it...
MUST REWASH ALL OF THEM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous asked: i sent you a few asks and you didnt answer them. why?
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August 2011
Anonymous asked: How are soccerpracticeguys who fuck each other STRAIGHT? LOL
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ugh, can i just live in a dylan song for little...
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“[People] simply do not judge her reputation by her actions. They constantly do...”
– Christopher Hitchens, on Mother Teresa (via cocknbull)
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“Politicians should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can identify their...”
– Robin Williams (via gayjew)
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Anonymous asked: Check out Harry Lloyd. Very easy on the eyes, in my opinion.
Aug 30th
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¡NEUVO!
more shit besides a good search feature
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adele looks like every faghag in every gay movie
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Anonymous asked: I've had dreams about having sex with another woman even though I'm straight. :| It was rather boring, actually. Damnit, why couldn't it of been a man? Why couldn't you have had sex with your guy? WHY WHY WHY.
Aug 30th
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yeah, i was in the shit: i never have sex in my... →
johnwilkestooth: yeahiwasintheshit: like last night i had a pretty damn sexy dream involving an adorkably cute straight follower. we were in this room next to a futon bed, and he seemed nervous, and i kept getting closer to him. but he didnt move, i kissed him, but he was like ‘no no no’ and i pulled back and and i said something… What, I don’t have a futon! haha. it wasnt you. though you...
Aug 30th
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i never have sex in my dreams
like last night i had a pretty damn sexy dream involving an adorkably cute straight follower. we were in this room next to a futon bed, and he seemed nervous, and i kept getting closer to him. but he didnt move, i kissed him, but he was like ‘no no no’ and i pulled back and and i said something like ‘well then can i fuck you’ and hes like ‘absolutely’ and bent...
Aug 30th
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ok, i dont want to wear socks to bed
but its chilly
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