yeah, i was in the shit

i want to pronounce “cis” like “jiz”…. jizmale, jizgender, jizfemale, jizsexual
it makes more sense that way

nicki-garbaj replied to your post: what is your favourite flavour? ice cream, candies, yogurt, w.e are you a chocolate man or a vanilla man or something weird and kinky?

LAMB FLAVORED RICE IS A THING?

YES! its delicious!! basically you cook the rice in the lamb juice. soooooo good.

milcientonce replied to your photo: haha… you aint missing much. i look much better in…

Well you don’t see the curiosity that your anonymity provokes to people. Also, I’ll give you a hint: you have seen me in my underwear.

oh, i completely do, and the not knowing is way more fun.

well, maybe more fun for me.

notforked replied to your post: hyascullyaslyfadhagrow said: Hmm, for some reason…

how did he know about glasses?!

haha… im not sure… theres just a teeny sliver of it in the pic.

its funny, ive scrolled past that pic of my nose a couple of times, and for an instant think its my brothers face. i guess we have the same nose. lol

hyascullyaslyfadhagrow said:
Hmm, for some reason I imagined that you didn’t wear glasses. Regardless, I’m always curious to put a face to the name.

you could tell i wear glasses from that pic… wow. i always wonder what you people think i look like. i mean besides ryan gosling older, sexier brother.

buttsmcgee said: I have a feeling more people were freaked out than turned on by this. i think gpoyfeet should be an innernet thing

no way… everyone loved my foot, and only people who have beautiful feet, as i do a gpoyf

nymphine replied to your post: jesus… someone posted a pic of the guy who got his face chewed off

reblog?

oh god, no, i can hardly look at it. its fuckin gruesome. i posted the tumblr of the guy who posted it in the other post 

nerdnawesome

holy shit

zizzlezazzle:

need a good lay

go git sum gurl

forthememoryofepicurus replied to your photo: i got beautiful feet bitches

You’ve got classically proportioned toes—when the toes are somewhat long, and the longest is the second after the big toe…Yep, pretty sexy—nice little bit of fur too……WHO WANT’S SHRIMP?!!!

HA! theres you go, bitches! i gots “classically proportioned toes” that are sexy! woo woo!! 

and no, im allergic to shrimp

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   pizzahouse replied to your post: pinky toe!

   i just woke up and this whole thing is really weird so i think i’m just going back to bed

said the guy who puts on black lipstick and was raped by aids clowns

i cant stop eating