July 2012
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neither:
Ask a 14 year old girl what they want for a dream boyfriend and they’ll describe an 18 year old homosexual
fixed it
troyyy:
Myspace meetup in walmart bathroom at 3am dont tell anyone just show up and come blindfolded
June 2012
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johnwilkestooth:
Anytime I see a post about respecting women but in a hey guys, life is happy, be nice to women and everyone and not in a smash the patriarchy it’s time to fight the power way I just assume it was written by a second generation Filipino-American between the ages of 14 and 21.
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Historical Slut: I'm so tired of this "No Male... →
quixoticandabsurd:
So tired of it.
Because seriously, nobody batted an eye when I was little and walked out of the theater after seeing Toy Story proclaiming, “Woody is so cool! I want to be just like him!”
Nobody cared that I was a little girl looking up to a male character. Not a single person would have been upset if I wanted a Sully toy, or if I admired Simba more than Nala. No parents...
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katie holmes and tom cruises divorce is proof that...
The Fox News Channel, that shining beacon of right wing propagandist...
– Linda Carbonell of Lez Get Real, in It’s Official - Fox News isn’t News (via reallyfoxnews)
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too bad nora ephron didnt live one more day, maybe...
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i wonder who won the vegas gambling pools about...
you know people were betting on this shit
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hey twitter
we got rid of @glennbeck ‘s relevance, lets just ignore @SarahPalinUSA already and make hers go away. who fucking cares what that nimrod says
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mitch mcconnell just admits hes passed "terrible...
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i dont understand the problem, i have to have...
sooooo
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CNN BREAKING NEWS 1940s!
TRUMAN DROPS A-BOMB ON HITLER
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CNN BREAKING NEWS 1950s!
FIDEL CASTRO OVERTHROWS GOVT IN HAITI
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CNN BREAKING NEWS 1960s!
PRES KENNEDY SURVIVES ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
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CNN BREAKING NEWS 1970s!
CARTER RESPONSIBLE FOR DEATHS OF IRAN HOSTAGES
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CNN BREAKING NEWS 1980s!
REAGAN: MR. GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS BALL!
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CNN BREAKING NEWS!
AL GORE ELECTED AS 43rd PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES
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CNN BREAKING NEWS 2011!
IRAQ ATTACKS AMERICA ON 9/11
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The individual mandate constitutional says SCOTUS
The individual mandate survives as a tax
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everytime i see the word SCOTUS i think of scrotum
kinda the same thing
so glad i took that 3 hr nap at 6pm
and i already wanked so what am i supposed to do now