neither: Ask a 14 year old girl what they want for a dream boyfriend and they’ll describe an 18 year old homosexual fixed it
troyyy: Myspace meetup in walmart bathroom at 3am dont tell anyone just show up and come blindfolded
johnwilkestooth: Anytime I see a post about respecting women but in a hey guys, life is happy, be nice to women and everyone and not in a smash the patriarchy it’s time to fight the power way I just assume it was written by a second generation Filipino-American between the ages of 14 and 21. /\
Historical Slut: I'm so tired of this "No Male... →
quixoticandabsurd: So tired of it. Because seriously, nobody batted an eye when I was little and walked out of the theater after seeing Toy Story proclaiming, “Woody is so cool! I want to be just like him!” Nobody cared that I was a little girl looking up to a male character. Not a single person would have been upset if I wanted a Sully toy, or if I admired Simba more than Nala. No parents...
katie holmes and tom cruises divorce is proof that...
The Fox News Channel, that shining beacon of right wing propagandist...– Linda Carbonell of Lez Get Real, in It’s Official - Fox News isn’t News (via reallyfoxnews)
too bad nora ephron didnt live one more day, maybe...
i wonder who won the vegas gambling pools about...
you know people were betting on this shit
we got rid of @glennbeck ‘s relevance, lets just ignore @SarahPalinUSA already and make hers go away. who fucking cares what that nimrod says
mitch mcconnell just admits hes passed "terrible...
i dont understand the problem, i have to have...
CNN BREAKING NEWS 1940s!
TRUMAN DROPS A-BOMB ON HITLER
CNN BREAKING NEWS 1950s!
FIDEL CASTRO OVERTHROWS GOVT IN HAITI
CNN BREAKING NEWS 1960s!
PRES KENNEDY SURVIVES ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
CNN BREAKING NEWS 1970s!
CARTER RESPONSIBLE FOR DEATHS OF IRAN HOSTAGES
CNN BREAKING NEWS 1980s!
REAGAN: MR. GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS BALL!
CNN BREAKING NEWS!
AL GORE ELECTED AS 43rd PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES
CNN BREAKING NEWS 2011!
IRAQ ATTACKS AMERICA ON 9/11
The individual mandate constitutional says SCOTUS
The individual mandate survives as a tax
everytime i see the word SCOTUS i think of scrotum
kinda the same thing
so glad i took that 3 hr nap at 6pm
and i already wanked so what am i supposed to do now