September 2012
Hey asshole, Like every religion, (or person for that matter) Mormons believe they are right. Therefore, they are providing a service for everyone who never had the chance to be saved (according to them) I assume it would be better to be like every other religion and say: "fuck you! enjoy hell forever cause you never had a chance to be jewish or catholic!" The fact that they are trying to offer the opportunity of 'salvation' to complete strangers is awesome. Fuck you. Ass.
August 2012
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I am byesexual as in I’m not interested goodbye
“But here’s the problem: life is complicated. I mean, I know we know some things for sure, like why Jesus put us here on Earth: to watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on a 50-inch TV screen. But what about the Chinese slaves who made the TV? What about carbon from the coal that generated the electricity? What about the Walmart where we bought it, where the workers don’t have health insurance? What about racism, or the oceans turning into nail polish remover? The grown-up answer is: identify problems scientifically, prioritize, and solve. The Republican answer is: there isn’t a problem. And anyone who tells you different is a liar who hates America. We don’t have to make hard choices. We just have to ignore the science and the math — that’s why God gave us values.”
—Bill Maher (via cocknbull)
i want to watch a show where clint eastwood talks to all different kinds of furniture
do women and latinos actually think 'wow, he had a couple women and a couple latinos at his convention... im gonna vote for him now! i was going to look at his terrible record for women and latinos and not vote for him but now that he so transparently is trying to appeal to me, i think i will vote for romney"
no… they wont
CLINT EASTWOOD
I don’t even know what you’re saying. I don’t even know what you’re doing. But now I do know that you’re racist, that you’re a horrendous public speaker, and that you’re a self-obsessed, bigoted, nasty piece of work. Get out.
omg was it that bad? im not watching the republican mutual masturbation celebration (actually… id watch that) but im not watching the rnc, im watchin prject runway. can we say auf wiedersehen to mitt
is it terrible to hope the dam breaks so it washes away all coverage of mitts speech?
This morning we posted a photo from the RNC that shows a “We Built This” sign underneath the national debt clock.
Good ironic humor that. Unfortunately, as BuzzFeed points out, the photo is a fake.
We’ve updated the original post to indicate the error.
With 2,400 notes attached to it and counting, we’re confronted with the social media conundrum of how to reel it back in.
Craig Silverman’s one of the best thinkers around in this regard and recently wrote up some ideas at Poynter:
We will always make mistakes. The process of gathering, packaging, editing and publishing/broadcasting news is rife with opportunities for things to go wrong. Every part of the process has potential points of failure.
Preventing mistakes is of huge importance, but so too is setting the stage to correct them quickly and fully by taking advantage of the networked news environment. Doing so not only meets our obligations to the public, but can in fact build trust and help us feel better about our work as journalists. Bottom line: corrections are important.
Read through for his advice on what to do when the errors get you.
We all done goofed.
omg ur blogs all suck loosers u shud just kill urselves lol
well, it does sum up the future of journalism… so your blog is the right place for it
Arnold who?
“The good news is that the Romney-Ryan campaign has likely created dozens of new jobs among the legions of additional fact checkers that media outlets are rushing to hire to sift through the mountain of cow dung that flowed from Ryan’s mouth,”
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Sally Kohn of Fox News (via atheistfags)
wow
“They’re not pro-life, they’re anti-women.”
—George Carlin (via whisperingwordsofwisdom)
how many more failed movies does Jake Gyllenhaal have to do before he "acts" the bottom again
its all we want
tim daly is the brother of tyne daly.
i did not know that
im about to take a shower, but i dont feel like shaving. yeah, i shave in the shower, yeah, i also brush my teeth in there, and if i have to… i pee too. yeah i waste water… so what of it. dont fuck with me tonight, tumblr, im in no mood for your shit.
“i grew up where no one finished high school, let alone went to college.”
—mike huckabee - yeah, no shit mike. obvs
Next time you start to whine or complain, record yourself and then listen to it a week later to see how dumb you sound. Or just imagine doing that and avoid it altogether.
good advice
