fat keanu.
excellent!
goddamn it, seth myers is just such an unfunny person. just so terrible. i hope he fails miserably with his new show
i remember being a teen and being in line at a market with my older brother. there was a woman who was braless and in a oversized shirt. when she bent over into her cart you could def peek in and see some boobs. and my brother pointed it out to me in sort of a brotherly-check-out-those-boobs kinda way. and i remember feeling absolutely nothing. no desire to see more, just kinda… nothing. i assume that what i feel looking at this photo of just the slightest bit of peek inside those undies is what my brother was feeling looking at that ladys boobs
(Source: wesuckandlovedick, via straightbro)
he may be royal, but i bet he fucks like a commoner
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John Hodgman killed it tonight.
“Are we Negroes?” — Bobby Draper (via taysut)
ok im in love with aaron stanton for that amazing dance
dons speed injection bend over face
we need to frighten children more. theres too much coddling of the little shits of the world these days
nightlifemingus replied to your post: My cat won’t eat any human food that isn’t a pork…my cat doesn’t know what to do with meat. when we give her table scraps she’ll just lick it but she just like won’t take it into her mouth and it’s so weird because all our other cats have begged and begged for table scraps
Cats are tiny, demanding fools.
they dont like A1 steak sauce either
anyone else think that that was the wolf’s boner
(via byct)
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byct:
what else do you even need
sounds like a good night
