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i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
what a time to be alive.
the nationwide insurance jingle is really very offensive
im glad the east coast / west cost feud was settled before they died
You trying to get mobbed
BRING IT ON BITCH, I CAN TAKE IT!
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i like to feel guilty for being a white american male —
look what you’ve done tumblr sjws
how much blood to slake your thirst
kurt cobain was tumblr before there was a tumblr
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listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something