@themisscocoperu favorited one of my tweets!
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
The truth hurts sometimes
if they end up finding all the people from the missing kuala lumpur airline in a chuch, imma be pissed. again.
I find it funny that the Nazis had to publicly acknowledge Superman.
Goddamn it Jimmy.
like supes cant see all of jimmy’s nazi memorabilia at his place. he just looks the other way.
stupid boner - inspired but frustrated on Flickr.
-the troops advance upon the kingdom me lord, whatever shall we do?
-release the cats’o’war
-ohhhhhhhhhhh. yes-yes’m’lord. thank you. thank you.
nonoxynol-9 is actually a great conditioner
Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité
u no he ded
(Source: dpaf, via shrugging)