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y’all remember this shit? incredible.
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abortaporlaboca said: I agree it's probably really pink and cute
exactly. i bet its really adorable. and constantly hard in bed and you just dont want to let it go. just want to sleep with it pressed on your buttcrack
redneckzilla said: hahaha you so mad. almost deleted that, 'i'd be so embarrassed to be richard dawkins...' comment but i left it bc i would be embarrassed to be richard dawkins.
i reblogged that from you? haha. wasnt pointing the rage at you.
and yea i know a lot of people hate him, but i just dont get it. i personally dont care if people dont like him, but i just dont see it. hes arrogant, yeah, but hes usually right sooooo. his books are brilliant tho. that should compensate for some dumb “not pc” shit online. and i personally encourage saying shit to piss people off online sooooo. idk maybe im missing some huge shitty thing he said. but i doubt it.
Read this way out of context.
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the currency of the future
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Body Found Under Motel Bed, Police Say It Has Been There At Least 5 Years
“I dropped the television remote, and when I went to check under the bed I found her. It was like something out of a scary movie,” said Aaron Silver, the man staying in the room.…“I clean that room every day. I noticed a smell several times, and told my manager,” said Anita Rodriguez, a housekeeper at the motel. “He told me to just use extra Febreeze in the room and it would go away eventually. I always hated cleaning that room.”…“Funny thing is, the records also show literally almost 1,000 complaints from people who stayed in the room over the years. Everything from a bad smell to an ‘eerie feeling.’ Several people even asked to switch rooms in the middle of the night,” said Goldsmith. “The motel really should have checked out that room a little more closely.”
"The owners of the motel asked that their name and location be omitted from news reports to protect their business."
bitch… if you as a business owner have a dead body under one of your beds for five fucking years you deserve to be known and run out of town! 5 years of people slept over the body of a dead person. fuck.
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