yeah, i was in the shit

Oct 20

degeneratorr said: Do you always bold your text for the same reason daddy dom blogs do it?

yes. now go get me a beer before i beat your ass red.

bankersolutions:

we have a small business that puts donuts on dicks

this is discrimination towards men! im outraged! how dare!

this is discrimination towards men! im outraged! how dare!

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looks like two giant fingers with some cloth around the knuckles.

looks like two giant fingers with some cloth around the knuckles.

tallpaintedboob:

What the fuck netflix

tallpaintedboob:

What the fuck netflix

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wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind

420° Sauté it

wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind

420° Sauté it

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[video]

So I’m hoping a load of people are going to come out in support of me here but I’ve got that sinking feeling I may be alone in this.

Our toilet broke so I was in shopping for new ones and the sales person joked (no doubt for the millionth time) that I’ll want one that automatically puts the seat down after I’m finished with it. I ‘joked’ back and said if I didn’t have a wife I could save money and not buy one with a seat and I’d never have to hear women complaining about putting it down again. To which he gave me a strange look and said “but what about when you need to poop?” I naturally pointed out that I’m a guy and therefore don’t put the seat down, I sit on the rim of the bowl. Several embarrassing moments later, I realize that I’ve misunderstood my entire life and that guys do indeed use the toilet seat. I left empty handed and red faced.

Thinking about it now, it makes sense. Especially how men’s restrooms have seats. But I just assumed it was a unisex/cost saving/oversight deal.

” —

Guy Finally Realizes He’s Been Pooping Wrong His Whole Life

Humans are strange.

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snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

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its how we all wish we could go

its how we all wish we could go

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really? i did not know that. now that is something that warms the heart a little.

really? i did not know that. now that is something that warms the heart a little.

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