fucking everything is bad for the environment. more fish are killed by the fertilizer used to grow the grain and grass fed to the dumb cows and goats who make the milk to turn into yoghurt in the first place.
Literally everything is awful.
You and your humans are killing the planet, not greek yogurt.
If we take away their yogurt the greeks are left with only feta and some ruins.
and olives. dont forget the olives.
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rolling my eyes so hard, i need a dramamine
i hear benny hill music
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im just going to print out my tumblr and sell that
the years have not been kind. marios gout is returning with a vengeance, and peach’s diabetes may cost her her foot. they mindlessly get through the day but both secretly yearn for days gone by.
standing at the home depot loading area
listening to the employees talk about their neck tattoos
wanting to evaporate
Pope Francis Says Atheists Who Do Good Are Redeemed, Not Just Catholics
I’m going to be so pissed if I end up in heaven.
HAHA. exactly. who the fuck wants to go there. sounds so boring. and theres plenty of relatives i dont care to spend eternity with.
hfml:
BELLE & SEBASTIAN - Seeing Other People
its not. really its just not going to happen
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suicidal dogs
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Woman Who Cracked 3 Separate iPhone Screens Expecting Baby Boy This August: Full Report
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satire, irony, shtick & an occasional dick. i also jack off on christmas and easter and dont feel bad about it anymore. so lets stick magnets up our asses and explore the universe.
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