theonion: Capricious God Violently Shakes Ant Farm Day After Bestowing Orange Slices Upon Colony APPLETON, WI—Less than 24 hours after their god bestowed two delicious orange slices upon them, local ants reported the capricious deity had picked up the entire ant farm in which they live and shaken it violently, leaving many to wonder what they had done to incur the all-powerful being’s deadly wrath. More. onion <3
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Capricious God Violently Shakes Ant Farm Day After Bestowing Orange Slices Upon Colony

APPLETON, WI—Less than 24 hours after their god bestowed two delicious orange slices upon them, local ants reported the capricious deity had picked up the entire ant farm in which they live and shaken it violently, leaving many to wonder what they had done to incur the all-powerful being’s deadly wrath.

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