yeah, i was in the shit

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had an odd dream, well all dreams are odd i guess, i just happen to remember this one pretty clearly

i was in a car driving on an overpass into the city at night with 3 other people. the guy in the back seat with me was like my date or whatever. and 2 in front, i couldnt see the guy driving but i think the girl was black with long black hair. then we are all ontop of this bunk bed, but its like a building. 2 or 3 stories tall, with streets on either sides, and cars driving around it. were all looking around, not realy frightened but sorta in awe, with the wind blowing around as we sat on top of this really tall bunk bed thing. then theyre at the bottom on one side of it and me and this guy are on the other and hes clearly horny and motions that he wants to climb back up the ladder to the top. so we climb up the ladder and when we get to the top, he takes off his pants and is standing up there, but it freaks me out because hes right on the ledge. so i have him lay down, and as im going down on him and deep throating him, i can see my reflection in his belly and i look hideous. really long stringy hair, dark circles, and deep sunken eyes. i think a big mole on my nose. really ugly. then hes gone and im alone, and the top “bunk” is now a huge bath that we are cooking clams in. the water is dark and hot but im swimming around in it, pulling up clams and eating them. some are out of their shells and i just am spooning them into my mouth from the water. i kick one unopened clam off the side and it falls off this huge bunk bed thing onto the street. and i wonder where the others 3 are. so i look below and the other 3 people plus someone else are all having sex on the bottom bunk. and then i wake up.

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