its been so busy that ive been working like 18 hr days, and have seriously neglected the bathroom.. beyond the point of communicable danger. so as i was about to take a shower & just bear with it one more night, i strip down and as i wait for the water to get hot enough the inspiration to scrub the toilet overtook me. so there i was butt nekkid scrubbing the bowl with one rubber glove on. finally satisfied when the fumes of chemical fruit burn the back of my throat.

since i had those gross rubber gloves on, the only thing i wanted to do is wash that rubber glove smell off my hands. so i get in the shower and immediately wash my hands, which breaks my traditional routine. i scrub my hands which unconsciously turns into washing my body, and getting lost under the shower head. now im turned all upside because i broke my shower routine which consists of me first standing under the shower for a few minutes, then shampoo, then wash my body, then get lost under the shower head again for a few mins, then shave, then brush my teeth, then stand under the head again for god knows how long. so my shower was unsuccessful tonight thanks to my toilet because i broke routine and had to think in there, instead of what i usually like to do which is leave my brain at the shower door and go into auto-pilot.

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  1. theantipodeanhomo said: how can you shave in the shower? I’ve been shaving 20 years and I still need a mirror
  2. d3dk0w said: I hate when that happens
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