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healthyendeavour:

yeahiwasintheshit:

i dont remember that in the bible, those pages musta been stuck together

Are you serious right now?
Matthew 5:28 ESV / 
But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

1 Corinthians 6:18 ESV / 
Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.

1 Thessalonians 4:3-5 ESV / 
For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality; that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not in the passion of lust like the Gentiles who do not know God;
1 John 2:16 ESV / 213 helpful votes
For all that is in the world—the desires of the flesh and the desires of the eyes and pride in possessions—is not from the Father but is from the world.
I could go on but I won’t.



serious as a heart attack, biotch! the fact that you can rattle off these ridic quotes is really fuckin creepy. maybe youre just tryin to score points with jesus so he has sex with you in heaven or some shit like that… idk…is that how that works? cause theres no way any sane person can read this crazy bullshit and believe it. then again no sane person reads this malarky and believes it.
hail satan!
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healthyendeavour:

yeahiwasintheshit:

i dont remember that in the bible, those pages musta been stuck together

Are you serious right now?

Matthew 5:28 ESV / 

But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

1 Corinthians 6:18 ESV / 

Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.

1 Thessalonians 4:3-5 ESV / 

For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality; that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not in the passion of lust like the Gentiles who do not know God;

1 John 2:16 ESV / 213 helpful votes

For all that is in the world—the desires of the flesh and the desires of the eyes and pride in possessions—is not from the Father but is from the world.

I could go on but I won’t.

serious as a heart attack, biotch! the fact that you can rattle off these ridic quotes is really fuckin creepy. maybe youre just tryin to score points with jesus so he has sex with you in heaven or some shit like that… idk…is that how that works? cause theres no way any sane person can read this crazy bullshit and believe it. then again no sane person reads this malarky and believes it.

hail satan!

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