HAHAHA!! i love it, onion.
too bad they felt they need to remove it.
its the fuckin onion, people need to get over themselves.
Bus Transporting Carnival Cruise Passengers Crashes Into Sewage Treatment Plant: Full Report
i just laughed for a good min at this
62-Year-Old With Gun Only One Standing Between Nation And Full-Scale Government Takeover: Full Story
perfection
Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway: Full Story
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Everyone In Improv Troupe Balding
According to sources, the group—which spent the majority of its 35-minute set playing various silly characters, doing outrageous voices, and pretending to be animals or members of the opposite sex—consists solely of adult males in their mid-to-late 30s who are either completely bald or have severely receded hairlines.
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satire, irony, shtick & an occasional dick. i also jack off on christmas and easter and dont feel bad about it anymore. so lets stick magnets up our asses and explore the universe. 
