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Q:max fischer! Also, you understand my thoughts about Zac Posen

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he looked really good in his his little brown suit at the finale. he was sitting there with his notes on his lap. his knees were together, but his feet were wide apart, and he looked like a kid, i just wanted to throw him down and fuck him into the runway in front of everyone

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  • 3 weeks ago
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i just dont understand zac posen, sometimes he looks like some delicious matinee idol you just want to sop up with a biscuit

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and sometimes he looks like a some kind of cartoon inbred ghoul thats about to make you “squeal like a piggie”image

i just dont get it. how does a face do that.

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  • 3 weeks ago
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this guy on project runway says his name is richard hallmarq. yea right… im sure its like saul rosensweigreenburgstein

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  • 2 months ago
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zac posen has stuffed too many dicks in his mouth

 that mouth is huge!

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  • 3 months ago
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i like fabio, but dmitry was the clear winner

fabios stuff was like futuristic golden girls frocks

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    • #golden girls
  • 7 months ago
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oh project runway, you bunch of hypocritical fucks

you totally railroad this poor guy who has trouble designing an outfit for a plus sized gal, when your entire industry is geared towards ridic skinny girls. why does every contestant, on every season who ends up with the big girl have a problem designing for them? and end up in the bottom 3? because the industry is set up that way. they dont teach these people how to design for big gals. and so ok, fine, this is a challenge on a tv show… fine, ok.. then make it a real challenge for everyone. have every contestant have to make an outfit for a size 16 model. (im sure working plus sized models would love the exposure.) not just one guy get this super skinny 20 yr old hot asian chick, and some other dude get the frumpy 40ish emo heavy girl. really unfair. then they try to show how insensitive the poor fool who got the heavier girl is, because he told her black is slimming (how is that insensitive?) and then he points out the belt he wants to use to accessorize her isnt big enough for his chick (which, i mean, why wouldnt the producers have accessories for all sizes if theryre going to bring in real sized models) anyway, then the girl starts to cry. (which is ridic in itself, i mean where did she think she was going) and this poor guy is freaking cause he know… hes watched this fuckin show before, he knows the person who gets the big gal always is in the bottom 3. always. then the clincher is when the judges are just tearing this poor guy apart because he was being honest and saying he had trouble because she was a “real” model, that fucking bubbleheaded tart heidi says, “what does he mean ‘real size’?”… really heidi? i bet i could find a million and one cases where those fucking judges called bigger girls “real” girls in past seasons. no doubt about it. bunch of fucking hypocrits.

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  • 9 months ago
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i dont know why it seems like im watching project runway with a .5 gaussian blur on every week

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  • 9 months ago
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kenley is coked up, right?

right?

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  • 9 months ago
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load-in-your-pants chic

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  • 10 months ago
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“rocker flea-market glamour”

what the fuck are you talking about… ugh

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  • 1 year ago
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oh mondo, youre such a whiny lil bitch

get over yourself, crying shit

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  • 1 year ago
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