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so I am a massive penn & teller fan, and penn often tells a story about the time a woman walked out of their show during tellers water tank bit where he drowns. 

She walked out because her sister or some family member had drowned. she said nothing just got up and walked out, and despite people offering money back etc she just said “no, because it is my issue no one else’s, I am not offended or hurt its a show I just don’t like it because of memorys  so i walked away”

If you dont like something walk away. most people have arms and fingers to change a channel or turn off the fucking tv, you dont like it maybe just move on, dont go bitching about it to everyone else

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exactly. thank you as always tom!

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http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cas/3786909150.html

This is fucking beautiful

haha. this is amazing. jesus can do anything

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cispa

now thats gone through the in the us .. we in england are up for something very similar .. oh boy what fun.

as a side note there was a phrase that was accidentally “miss-spoken” by a politician after 9/11 “a good day to bury bad news” some how I feel maybe boston was just that. 

ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY DID YOU SEE THE GRASSY KNOLL ? ¬_¬ 

TOM! not only are you british youre a conspiracy theorist. lets get married!

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Finch is perfect, no lie.

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I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A CANCER HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ME AND NOTFORKED

howd you guys know i have crabs!
HAHA, this is awesome! love it!! <3<3<3<3
thanks to my 2 smokin hot, amazin ladies: ohaiena & notforked
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I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A CANCER HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ME AND NOTFORKED

howd you guys know i have crabs!

HAHA, this is awesome! love it!! <3<3<3<3

thanks to my 2 smokin hot, amazin ladies: ohaiena & notforked

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bidet

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/05/squeaky-clean-portable-bidet-attaches-to.php one bidet now you crazy americans can carry them and feel all European (or french)

THANKS TOM! i need this

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His Face

sex is always a surprising thing. thanks for the submission

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http://flavorwire.com/179019/a-brief-survey-of-x-rated-art-nsfw/7

THIS is what I was trying to submit .

thanks tom

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what the hells in there  ?

http://help.com/post/59380-how-does-the-corona-instant-beer-fr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ct34M3EoWY

the BS in the forum about super heating is the same. put some water in a mug in a microwave and put in on for 5 mins.

then poke it with a stick and watch it explode … wait hand on don’t burn yourself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_OXM4mr_i0

thanks tom!

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happy valentine’s day

aww… thank you dear. much love to my brazilian god

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I think I almost threw up 3rd para 2nd line. 

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/vamp-boyfriend.jpg

ugh i saw this too, tom, and was going to post but it was so nasty, i couldnt even think of something to say

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I do follow you tho. but no diq you dont love me back

great body! very sexy. thanks. id follow you if i knew your tumblr!

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turns out twit pic doesnt like the picture … here it is from else where

http://www.youn00b.com/local.php?image=1765

thanks tom!

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http://twitpic.com/7yjpg1

have fun times

hey tom… nothing there.

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another video that I am SURE you will have seen as it is everywhere but FUCK YES this is why DA is the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8WHKRzkCOY&feature=player_embedded#at=23

THANKS TOM!

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