- hey.
- whats going on, man? whatcha up to?
- ah, that sucks. good thing youre home then.
- yeah, you were saying that the new boss is kind of a dick. that sucks.
- he said that to you?
- no way.
- wow. i didnt think it was that bad.
- yeah, sounds like a shitty day.
- yeah, im sure. you should talk to his boss.
- ugh. really? youre kinda stuck then. that really sucks.
- you should look for a new job then.
- oh man, you really are stuck then
- haha. no worries, youre not bitchin. not too much anyway. haha just kiddin, its cool. alls good here man. it was a pretty busy day here too. i cant wait for this next project to be over.
- maybe another week or 2. its just dragging out, and im so over it. once i get this next part of it done then itll go by easier, but its a pain in the ass
- nah, hes not helping. like usual.
- i keep saying how much that guy is such a drag on everything but its like whatever. no one wants to listen
- yeah right
- i know, hes just such a whiny bitch. i cant wait till hes gone
- …
- so uh, i was just calling to see what you were up to tonight.
- oh yeah, i dont blame you. after the day you had, im sure you would.
- sounds like a good idea actually.
- nah, i was just going to see if you wanted to hang out or something
- no, no. not really. no plans at all
- i was just going to veg out on the couch, and play around on the computer.
- haha. oh yeah. thats definitely how its going to end. haha. you too, im sure. haha. knowing you… haaha
- oh well, ok… if youre going to pass out soon, maybe another time
- oh.
- yeah?
- ok
- yeah
- you sure?
- i mean if youre ready to go to bed we can hang another time.
- ok, sure
- well, yeah. ok. i definitely want to get out of here for the night.
- no, no, thats cool. i dont want to go out out, to like a bar or something. but just hanging out at your place with a few beers sounds exactly like what i want to do. you want me to pick up some, or you have?
- oh cool.
- oh yeah theyre closed now.
- oh really! awesome! you remembered… haha. i wasnt sure if you remembered anything from that night
- uh yeah, thats definitely my favorite kind.
- cool. thanks!
- yeah, it was a crazy night.
- oh ok, yea, i can bring that. we gotta start season 2.
- no, no, yeah i have season 2. i got it for my birthday last year.
- i didnt finish it. no.
- no, its cool. i dont mind watching it again. i literally only saw the first 2 episodes. thats it. so its fine
- i just havent had a chance, and then school got busy. you know
- what time you want me to come over?
- wait what? whats that?
- oh.
- yeah.
- i do remember. i wasnt that drunk. haha
- well yeah, i mean, we can do whatever.
- haha. i know right. it was kinda crazy. i have to say. it was fun. i mean, i dont know about you… but it was ok, i mean i guess
- really? haha
- i didnt know, and didnt want to, ya know, make it weird or anything. i just figured you had too much to drink or something. i mean, we did drink alot.
- yea. we did.
- uhh… i mean… it wasnt like the worst thing that ever happened to me.. HAHA
- really? yeah man, cool. i mean, yeah, i guess i would. if you wanted to, at least. i mean, if youre not cool with it, then its not a big deal. lets just have a few beers and see what happens. or we can just start season 2.
- no no, im totally cool with going back on that site. ive actually gone back on it, well… actually… every night since we hung out last week. haha
- hahaha. thats awesome. we were there at the same time
- i know, right
- i should have. haha
- well, you should have called me too. haha
- yeah man, i probably would have come over. haha.
- oh
- no no i didnt feel weird about it at all,
- well, ok yeah, i guess maybe a little, but i just didnt want you to be weird about it.
- thats really cool then, because it wasnt a big deal for me either
- yeah, i mean, yeah, i guess i would.
- i mean, it wasnt a big deal. we were just jacking each other off. its not that huge a deal. a lot of single guys do that
- i think
- haha. well i dont know. who knows. i mean we can do whatever. ill bring season 2 anyway.
- wait what?
- no i didnt.
- what?
- fucccck you. no i didnt. youre fuckin with me now
- no no no. fuck you. all i remember is jacking off on your bed with you
- get the fuck out of here. i wasnt that drunk. i would have remembered that.
- no way.
- no way.
- dude youre fucking with me now, id be more willing to believe you blew me that night then i did.
- why? because i wouldnt have. no way
- really?
- now you got me thinking? haha i dont remember now.
- dude theres no way
- ah man. well then i guess its your turn then. haha
- jesus, if cindy ever found out… holy shit. she’d shit.
- well no, i know you wouldnt. i mean, you were there too, soo
- now im feeling a little weird about it.
- i know.
- no no. i mean i still want to hang out, i dont want to be here. but i dont know, were like planning it. thats kinda weird, right? i dont know.
- maybe we should just see what happens
- HAHAHA
- oh god
- well. to be honest. i kinda am too
- half mast. at least. HAHA
- oh shit, man. what does this mean?
- well, i mean, were 2 fucking straight guys, im in a relationship, you just got out of one, who are on the fucking phone telling each other abut the hardons we both have, about the night we jacked each other off, and the night i apparently fucking sucked your cock. what the friggin fuck is that. holy shit.
- i dont know man, now im definitely feeling weird about it.
- i dont know. maybe we shouldnt.
- i dont know.
- maybe i should just hang here.
- no, i know you wouldnt. not that cindy would believe it anyway
- fuck you. she would not.
- i dont know. well the thing is we are off balance now.
- i mean, i guess i was ok with it when we were both doing the same thing to each other, but i did more. if we hang out then you gotta blow me too.
- you gotta
- no, you gotta
- no man, we are off balance. i did more.
- im telling you, i did more than you.
- well according to you i did.
- its weird if you dont
- haha. dude, i dont even know how it happened the first time! i dont even remember it happening the first time! whatever, i dont know, i guess i can walk in the door and shove my cock down your throat. HAHAHA i dont know, we can just go to that website and just see what happens, even if nothing happens thats fine too. we dont have to have a plan. its getting a little weird.
- you are? right now?
- yeah i have my laptop opened too, but im not there.
- hold on
- oh shit
- ….
- yeah it is.
- dayum.
- ok, im leaving now
- bye